kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

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comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from wyattcenac. Watch the full clip here.  

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from wyattcenac. Watch the full clip here.  

(via comedycentral)

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Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting.

You’re welcome.

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Renoirs (via renoirs)

"The awkward moment when you show someone a picture of you on your phone and then they look at all of the other pictures without asking."

Renoirs (via renoirs)

Get ready to lay 50 eggs

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

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